I broke down, and I bought one. I’m now one of those a**holes walking down the street checking his email. I want to stay connected, via email and the internet, and also a phone.
See, for what has now become a multi-year bother, my friends have been pestering me about getting a cell phone. I put it off citing the associated charges and the shortcomings of other phones. But now, I can do a lot of tedious tasks I used to use my laptop for – checking mail, calling people, reading news, find local movie show times, get directions from point me to point b. Even listen to my music and watch stupid internet videos.
Simultaneously a great and sad day.







But aren’t you going overseas?
Congrats! I know you’ll really enjoy it.
You bet your life you should listen to Abbey Road!